“Have you ever been unfaithful to me, in all our 50 yrs of marriage?”?

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The elderly gentleman asked his wife.

“I must be honest,” she answered, “I have been unfaithful 3 times in those 50 yrs.”

“Remember when we were first married and we almost lost our first home because we couldn’t make the mortgage payment? Well I visited the bank and arranged for the payment to be extended by sleeping with our loan officer.”

The old man was a bit set back, but agreed it was necessary to save their home.

Then, “Do you recall when you needed the heart surgery? I made similar arrangements with the Dr. to have the surgery done for free.”

“Wow” the old man gasped, but “It was necessary to save my life, so it’s O.K.”

“The third time,” she said, “Do you remember when you were campaigning to be the President of your Golf Club and you needed just 27 more votes to win?”

13 Comments so far

  1. baby gurl on May 15, 2011 12:04 am

    lmao thanks for the laughs

  2. Jullie on May 15, 2011 12:56 am

    HAHA! good one!

  3. toddrocks1 on May 15, 2011 1:54 am

    roflmao nice star for u

  4. giwifegimom on May 15, 2011 2:11 am

    Sounds like a joke my brother would tell!
    :^)

  5. BUTTERFLY FAIRY on May 15, 2011 3:08 am

    hey that was 3….lol

  6. Faiza K on May 15, 2011 3:10 am

    lol

  7. ?Whale Grrl? on May 15, 2011 3:17 am

    lol. a little more than three times I see…

  8. ¸.•*´`*?To0DaMnFaBuL0uS?*´`*•.¸ on May 15, 2011 3:37 am

    haha thats hilarious heres a star!

  9. sv on May 15, 2011 3:44 am

    It doesn’t make me laugh.

  10. waia2000 on May 15, 2011 4:40 am

    Ha ha! That’s a good one.

  11. rangerdrawchoo on May 15, 2011 5:23 am

    LOL. She was a very helpful wife. :D

  12. ShortbutAwesome on May 15, 2011 5:44 am

    LOL! Freakin HILARIOUS. I sent it to my friends. they agree. Star for that one.

  13. Infinity. on May 15, 2011 6:41 am

    Wow…whoa. That’s hilarious.