Field Service In Noah’s Day?
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Noah: good morning, my name is Noah and I’m calling
House Holder: look mate make it quick will you I am very busy eating and drinking
Noah: well I will be brief then, I am calling on you and your neighbours to discuss World Conditions, what do you feel is the most urgent problem we face today?
House Holder: well first, it never rains
Noah: that is because
House Holder: and second we have a public eye – saw in the neighbourhood
Noah: really, what is that?
House Holder: some religious nut on the other side of the hill is building this great Big Boat of some kind, True everybody like to tinker on the weekends but this person is going overboard
Noah: strange you should mention overboard?
House Holder: look! Mr. Noah, I admire your zeal and devotion but I have had discussion with members of your family before and I am just interested, besides I am getting ready for my daughters wedding, you should see the Guy she is marrying, WOW, he must be 9 Foot Tall if he is an inch, his name Nephilim Irvin Nephilim, you should see the size shirts he wears, I would be swimming in them
Noah: funny you mention swimming?
House Holder: you would not believe the honeymoon they have planned forty fun filled days and forty exciting nights on Mount Ararat it should be nice if the weather stays as it is
Noah: I would not count on it, you see
House Holder: sorry I’ll have to go now
(Going inside to his wife, he says) What a strange Guy that was at the door
Wife: who was it dear?
House Holder: don’t really know some preacher of righteousness and he sure smelled like animals maybe he owns a pet shop, well are we ready to go now dear?
Wife: yes but I think I will wear this hat because it sure looks like rain
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Bloody brilliant